I ran into "M" at the mailbox this week. In the back of the Yellow Pages phone book there are a bunch of coupons for all sorts of services. It looks like "M" took all the $50.00 off coupons for lip augmentation and cashed them in. Her lips are obscenely huge. She could be the missing offspring of Angelina Jolie and Steven Tyler. It was hard to concentrate on what she was saying, the lips and her overly white teeth (probably some more coupon cutting) were very distracting. She reminded me of a big monkfish that just ate a bunch of marshmallows. I cannot figure out why someone has not said "STOP!!,, Enough is a enough". I think that if she ever has to turn her had really fast, the lips would start moving and she could end up kissing her ears.
On a completely unrelated note, we had a 60 mile ride this week. I have to say it was one of the more fun rides that I have had. It was very cold out and the route was very hilly. Those alone make it sound like a miserable ride but it was not. The day was a good one. I cannot put my finger on it, all I know is that I thoroughly enjoyed the morning. I look forward to more of these.
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